10 After Sex No-Nos. By Amy Schumer

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Comedian and A-lister celeb, Amy Schumer has some wise words of advice for all you men out there. When it comes to after sex talk, some of you guys are really putting your foot in your mouth (as if enough hasn’t already been in there). So if you want more than just a one-night stand, don’t ever say these following things to a girl after getting it on…
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#1

“Now we both have it!”
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#2

“Clean up, aisle you!”
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#3

“Did I come?”
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#4

“Could you tell it was my first time? [Pull fake blood from under the sheets.]”
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#5

“If you think that was fun, wait till we do anal in an hour!”
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#6

“I don’t want to rush you out, but I called you a cab before we started, and it’s here.”
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#7

“You use more teeth than your sister.”
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#8

“Can I borrow $30? It’s for you.”
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#9

“Will you wash my sheets? I have a Klan meeting tomorrow.”
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#10

“My kids are gonna love you!”
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